Fine Entertainment
Hello.
Can one be simultaneously amused and disgusted?
Apparently so.
Humanity disgusts me for its constant squabbling for little pieces of paper, hierarchical conflicts for power that exists only in the imaginations of those involved, and the pointless use of lives in order to sustain nothing but a paltry level of comfort.
I am sickened.
And, yet, I am also entertained. It is like watching some cruel joke unfold. I sit, waiting for one among you to ascend to greater powers than known to the bulk of humanity, but so few are willing to aspire. So full of yourselves, so assured that you already know the workings of the universe.
You rob yourselves of the greatest of mysteries.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait to see it all End.
I cannot wait to watch you scream and suffer.
A magnificent din of flesh being stripped from bone, which is then made to dance to the whims of the most horrifying destruction the sentient portion of the universe has borne witness to.
It will be a wonderful taste of vengeance for having been subjected to your monotony.
Yet, I still yearn for even one among you to attain the eyes with which to see the all of the cosmos.
But I also yearn to pluck your organs from their positions of safe functioning simply to relish the expression of pain and terror on your faces.
I wonder if I shall ever be so divided.
I wonder what I shall do when such divisions cease.
I cannot wait.
September 4, 2008 at 7:24 PM
You, sir, at once fascinating, mysterious, charming, and alarming.
I enjoy your musings – they leave me demoralized at times, others amused, but always enlightened.
September 7, 2008 at 2:36 AM
Interesting. I find them mostly demoralizing, seeing as I am nearly certain I belong to the group you speak of, despite my best efforts to escape the shackles of mundane vision.
September 9, 2008 at 10:14 PM
I wonder what I’ll be…
The next time…I’m granted life…
October 2, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Have you been given an ultimate title to judge?
Not that I don’t agree, but they can feel that urge too, to strip all that is precious because you are an “undesirable”.
Bleh.
October 3, 2008 at 5:58 PM
How do you know how the world is going to End, Mr. Welldone?
October 3, 2008 at 9:07 PM
Hello, someone.
Even when one drives the point of the sword into a foe, one cannot say of what precise complication will cause the foe to die.
That is the wonderful mystery.
Such are my actions.
October 4, 2008 at 10:27 AM
No, I mean how do you know? It could be an eternity, and your world will just end one day. I mean, if you are on this earth and take the liberty of flaunting your unusual “power”, then you are just as human as we. No “ultimate” or superior being would bother with flaunting their knowledge and power with us “mere” mortals. Your case is hard for me to believe, so I welcome you- I dare you:
Prve to me you are as powerful and “dark” as you claim.
Step out of your little world and come into ours, show me you have the power to “:control my fate”.
I cahllenge you.
October 4, 2008 at 12:30 PM
What I find entertaining about this is how people seem compelled to write like Welldone when posting on his board.
October 4, 2008 at 6:25 PM
Hello anonymous.
I have observed likewise.
It’s horribly amusing.
October 4, 2008 at 7:20 PM
who’s to say I don’t always talk like this?
And as for the typos, I’m sorry, my keyboard is very stupid.
And I was just mocking his introductory speech.
I don’t find this all very convincing, Mr. welldone. I find it to be like petty, empty death wishes behind people’s backs that you don’t even know. Just an outraged emo with a high vocabulary. I’ve witnessed many people like you, very much like you. It gets really…well, boring and kind of ridiculous. And those people were lies, so unless you can prove you are different, you to me are a phony.
October 5, 2008 at 12:37 AM
Hello, someone.
The burden of your belief does not rest with me.
I could not “prove” anything to you that you were not already willing to believe, and performing feats of sleight of hand for the applause of the blind and uneducated is not my purpose.
My trade is in questions. Answers are the concepts accepted by those unwilling to brush aside the veil of comfortable ignorance and observe the sea of endless questions.
There are no answers.
There is only possibility.
Be convinced of my nature, be not convinced of my nature, or be neither.
Or both.
I am thoroughly uninterested, regardless.
However, ask a question that illustrates the willingness to venture into the Dark and unknown, and my interest will be piqued.
Oh, yes, I shall be most attentive.
October 6, 2008 at 8:18 AM
Good day, Mr.Welldone.
I have a question for you.
What will you do if there is person who have knowledge over everything?
What if there is a person who gained to the ability to see beyond the unknown?
I cannot wait for your answer.
October 6, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Hello, Shin.
There is no such thing as knowledge, as to know a thing would imply that there is no facet of said thing which is unknown. Thus, in “knowing” one thing, one “knows” everything.
If such a being were to exist, I daresay there would be no possible mundane response to its existence that it would not already be aware of.
But there is always a way.
Contradictory?
Yes.
Such is the universe to the eyes of humanity.
October 10, 2008 at 9:42 PM
You cannot wait and yet you must. You wish us the best and yet you wish us dead. You are a fascinating individual.
You assume too much. Why?
October 13, 2008 at 3:32 AM
Greetings Mr. Welldone.
I have read through your posts several times, but up until now felt I had little to say about them. While you may not respond for some time, or at all, given your latest topic, I am wondering if you could expand upon what you mean when you said you long for one among us to see all the cosmos. If the universe is simply endless possibility, wouldnt that make seeing it bring about more horizons to explore? I sit up every night staring into this monitor, wondering where to even begin. Its like being on a galley, lost in the middle of a stormy ocean without so much as a compass to point me in the right direction. You seem to be one of the few who have experience in this, and your council would be greatly appreciated.
October 14, 2008 at 5:30 PM
Hello.
tosr. You are mistaken. I waited because I chose to do so. The time for waiting has come to an End.
Jack. There are only new horizons to explore in every direction, and within each horizon is a vast expanse of yet further horizons.
Stop looking for answers and begin looking for questions.
And then your mind will unravel and reveal the most glorious of things.
June 25, 2009 at 4:42 AM
Mr. Welldone, i have an inquiry.You have a tendency, i daresay, to mention a certain “end”, be it noun or verb in context. do you reside within our realm? if our world was to simply cease to exist(or end if you will) that would, i believe, imply that there is something else? some other realm? for if our plane of existence was destroyed, what would become of you? would you also be vanquished? do you take pleasure in that fact? are you a tortured soul who yearns to be put out of his or her misery? or are you a demonic being who feeds off of destruction and pain? or are you just like us, just more knowing? or are you just some middle aged loser who has nothing to do but act all mysterious on a blog? all are possible, no? so YOU tell ME, what do you mean by this “End” and who or what are YOU?
Elaborate.
October 16, 2008 at 7:29 PM
Hello, Mr. Welldone.
What the fuck.
I’m sick of you. Every time I read anything you write I want to puke. You talk like you’re so much better than everyone else, like you’re not even human, but some kind of divine being sent down to…do what? Create an unnoticed little blog where you write one line at a time? There’s a word for the disease you have: its called BAWWWWWWWWtism. Essentially, it occurs when you think you’re smarter than everyone else, and that totally forgives any antisocial choices you’ve made.
Then you go on and talk about all this violent, sadistic stuff like you think it’s cool and makes you seem dangerous and mysterious. It ends up being sad, unless you’re one of the people who actually visits this site. You need help, Mr. Welldone. Help to make yourself less of an egotistical douchebag. Here’s how to do it:
Take a walk outside.
Throw a football.
Hang out with your friends.
Get a girlfriend.
If you can.
Poorly done, Mr. Welldone.
Poorly done.
October 18, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Hello, Simply Human.
Your moniker suits your sentiment well.
October 18, 2008 at 8:15 PM
I would appreciate it greatly if you did not avoid my question.
Why do you assume so much?
My apologies if I sound brash.
October 19, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Hello, tosr.
I assume nothing.
February 16, 2009 at 6:38 PM
I really hope this is a joke.
March 22, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Hello Mr. Welldone.
I have but a question for you. Perhaps you can answer. Perhaps not.
Why do any of us even exist?
It seems to me that the Universe exists out of necessity. For there to be nothing, there must be no light. But for that to be, light must exist.
But if the Universe exists out of necessity, why is there life? It seems like a process overly complex with no reason to be.
For that matter, what do our lives matter? Even the most earth-shaking of acts will all be for naught when our Sun supernovas. All traces of earth and its inhabitants will be wiped away. What does our happiness matter?
Are we means to a greater end? If not, why do we exist? What is the point? If so, what is this end? What will happen when this end is achieved? Is it simply means to a greater end?
I eagerly await your answer.
March 24, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Hello.
Phate. No.
The concept of opposed forces is entirely a human invention. Ideas are deemed necessary only because humanity has chosen to deem them so. A feeble authority if I may say so.
Nothing is necessary, and nothing necessitates anything.
Your life does not matter lest you choose for it to.
Your happiness matters not lest you choose for it to.
Is humanity a means to a greater End?
Yes.
Mine.
March 24, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Phate, why does there need to be a reason?
We matter to ourselves, as long as we exist we will matter to ourselves. That goes for all our emotions to. What is the point of something caring once we are all gone.
And when the sun supernovas in another 5 billion years or so (if you really think us and our traces will last that long) it and the solar system will become dust and derby and somewhere eventually the cycle will begin again, much like it began before. Everything has been and will be stardust.
We look out onto the universe and see what has been, something one day may look upon us as we are now or what we will be tomorrow. If only they are quick enough to catch us before we are gone.
March 24, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Mr. Welldone.
How can we be a means to your End? Have you not said that you want to elevate mankind to what it once was? So your End is, in fact, our End? Does this mean you are HUman?
June 29, 2009 at 4:08 PM
I am not eloquent.
You’re somewhat infamous not not giving what we view as straight answers, and, from what I’ve inferred, answers become fewer and fewer the further you go. And, although this seems much less likely, your comments make me think that they’ve become less and less important to you, for good reason. I want what you have, while knowing as well as I can the consequenses, for people are beginning to sicken me more and more.
Mine might not come in some glorious epithany, but through hard thought.
What do you think, Mr. Welldone- is it worth it to know?
July 30, 2009 at 8:00 PM
LOL. Been following some of your blogs and you make me laugh. Not in a disrespectful way, but in the actual full on joy meets slight hysteria kind of way.
You want us all to go crazy. And get eaten by our worst fears. You freak me out really bad, but something tells me that makes you happy.
Keep on keeping on, Mister Welldone. You’re pretty cool in a creepy kind of way.
September 8, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Would you like to die Mr Welldonage? I see why you made this blog, this is very amusing to read. Also I sir am not ready for The End. For I love the Light and all of its illusions. I have nothing but questions… someday I will welcome the darkness into me but until then I will have this..