Names
Hello.
Some have already guessed at my identity.
I suppose the time is appropriate for me to finally share it.
I am Mr. Welldone, but I have had many names throughout the long years.
Some have claimed that I am Christian Rosenkreuz, the nigh mythical founder of the Rosicrucians. Others state I was both the esteemed personages of Roger and Francis Bacon. Some even posit that I was the historical Merlin. Most interestingly, some legends place me as Ahasverus, the Wandering Jew of myth who was cursed after taunting Christ to wander the earth until the same purported son of God’s second coming.
Other names ascribed to me are Chevalier Schoening, Chevalier Welldone, Count Bellamare, Count Surmont, Count Tsarogy, Count Welldone, General Soltikov, Lord Weldon, Marquis de Aymar, Marquis de Montferrat, and Prince Rakoczi.
The list goes on.
I will not say which of these names I have operated under and which I have not. I will only make one confession, one which some among you have already concluded.
Je suis le Comte de Saint-Germain.
I am the Count of Saint-Germain.
Hello.
October 29, 2008 at 7:39 AM
Der Graf von Saint-Germain, sieh an.
Nun da ich diese Information besitze, kann ich in meiner Muttersprache reden.
Legenden ranken sich um diesen Namen, genug, um viele Bände zu füllen. Der Graf hätte das Geheimnis der Alchemie gefunden und wäre nun unsterblich, würde umherreisen und ewig Leben. Jetzt weiß ich, warum man Sie gefragt hat, ob Sie noch Violine spielen.
Ich würde Sie gerne spielen hören, Mr. Welldone. Liebend gerne.
Lassen sie diese Seite bitte am Leben, ich habe hier bereits einige schöne Stunden verbracht und würde es auch gerne weiterhin tun. Dankesehr.
October 29, 2008 at 10:01 AM
While I and a few others recognized the identity you had hinted at, I have to admit some curiousity as to why you have chosen now to name yourself. Or at all? This, of course, sets aside the somewhat less relevent question (in my opinion) of whether your claim is true, as the internet can allow one to make nearly any claim of identity difficult to prove or disprove to reasonable satisfaction. I had speculated your motive to be a manner of seperating the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, but your revelation belies that idea. You never fail to inspire deeper consideration and questions and, even if you are not the man you state yourself as, that alone deserves commendation.
October 29, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Wow… what an astounding revelation! Also, it must be some celestial miracle that you post this immediately after the subject matter makes it to the occult links on the wikipedia list… and you’ve copied the identity section almost word for word. Providence must have kicked it into high gear today!
October 29, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Hello.
Horst. As I stated before, I no longer play.
I have no intentions of ceasing my writings.
A Questioner. You are aware of who I claim to be. Nothing more.
Perhaps now you can see just how useless Answers and Truths are.
As always, there are only questions.
Never answers.
I have hope in you yet for realizing this.
Aspire. You bore me.
In my experience, only the small-minded and those possessed of an inferiority complex utilize irony in their accusations.
I suggest you learn not to betray your intents so openly.
Regardless, you read poorly. Perhaps it would do you well to take more than a cursory glance at the first piece of information you chance across, much less over the material you intend to conduct research upon.
October 29, 2008 at 4:46 PM
Your legends are bemusing.
October 30, 2008 at 6:58 AM
Hmm…I must wonder, where you born the Count of Saint-Germaine, or merely content to wear his shell for a time?
October 30, 2008 at 10:17 AM
I was wrong, wasn’t I? The talk of fears.. Fears.. the barrier of perception, not built to keep them from getting in to me, it was there to keep me from seeing out. You meant I would be more alone than I thought possible, not because others could not see, but even if they did they’d still refuse it, some part of thier mind would shrink away as mine did. Religion, society, morality.. simply misdirection. I heard the words but missed the intent, but now I’m beginning to see. I thought my arguments so well crafted, but the arguments themselves were just another fitful gasp to keep me from understanding. When you spoke of Good and Evil, what made me human and connected me, I thought they were points of reference, but you meant there are none, didn’t you? I begin to understand why you considered bloodletting as an act of love, so they would not have to face what I’m beginning to learn. All of it couldn’t be explained until one sees it for oneself. I think I would take comfort in your telling me this post is still wrong, but you won’t will you? It’s not just Dark, it’s an Abyss. Am I wrong?
October 30, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Only the small-minded use irony? Oh no, my friend… everyone has, by now, heard the colloquialism that he who laughs last thinks slowest. I do prefer to laugh first.
As for researching my topics… it was actually rather unnecessary. The link appeared before your post in a fortuitous ‘coincidence’. I suspect… that we both visit the same sites.
At any rate, as you seem so quick to point out my use of irony… allow me to point out the irony that one such as yourself would claim the identity of one who is practically the patron saint of charlatans everywhere.
You’ll have to forgive my ‘insipidness”… you certainly amuse me.
October 30, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Hello.
Quartz. Then my intents are achieved.
Atropos. A finely crafted question.
A Questioner. There is no Wrong. The bloodletting to come is not an act of Love, it is an act of Will. Love is an undefined concept, unique to every sentient being.
Indeed, the Dark is an Abyss that ends only when the mind cannot comprehend more questions.
It is effectively limitless.
Also, Good and Evil only exist in the capacity you wish them to. I have elected to cast away such cumbersome concepts.
I have done like for the concepts of Right and Wrong.
If you wish to see into the Dark more fully, I suggest you learn to discard such words from your vocabulary.
And then you will see.
And what things you will see.
October 30, 2008 at 3:25 PM
Hello again.
I seem to have been correct.
October 30, 2008 at 3:32 PM
Perhaps I misspoke, when I spoke of reference points (Good, Evil, right, wrong, etc), I had meant to state that there are none, but in my haste I was unclear. I see I was correct in my assessment, though my expression was not up to the task.
Aspire: If you would look, as I did, you would find that this identity has been obliquely implied since he began posting. He has not suddenly adopted this persona, all the implications have always been there for those curious enough to look deeper. The hints were not even hidden. As far as the truth of the claim, if you ask him, I imagine he’ll tell you to decide for yourself, which, unfortunately, is very much the thing the real Count would tell you as well, from all accounts I’ve read. Don’t look for a better answer, find a better question.
October 31, 2008 at 4:13 AM
You flatter me, Hesiod…Mr. Welldone, I mean. Does this mean it is a question with an answer, or merely a question?
October 31, 2008 at 2:52 PM
Now you know who I am and I know who you are and the gulf between us seems a bit lessened.
October 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Lolwut.
Bullshit.
You’re just some bored kid.
It’s pretty obvious in your writings.
I pretty much predict your next answer.
Something calling me small minded…a pawn maybe?
Look dude, beyond those complicated and medieval words of yours, lies the very truth of the nature of your writings. You’re no different from the stickam kid, the blogger,the vlogger, the emo kid.
Cmon,give me a break man.I know you’re human.
October 31, 2008 at 7:01 PM
Is there any particular reason that such a prominent occult figure has decided to stumble into our time and create this messgae board or are you just doing it for kicks. Aslo due to your apparant ability to break the illusion of time I feel I must ask if you have ever run into Nikola Tesla durning your travels?
November 1, 2008 at 12:17 AM
Dude.
You fail it.
I’m a shark.
Suck my dick.
*this is considered a low-calorie food*
November 1, 2008 at 8:56 AM
It seems that, even with the best of guides, a tour of the nine circles of hell gives you a potty mouth not even viewing the Empyrean can correct.
November 1, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Hello.
One may make public any thoughts regarding my person, but to belittle those with burgeoning interests in the curiosities of the universe I will not abide.
Apologies Atropos. I have taken the liberty of removing Dante’s assault on your character.
Dante will speak no longer.
I suggest no others make Dante’s mistake.
I do not suffer fools.
November 1, 2008 at 9:14 PM
Greetings.
Might I enter into dialogue with you? I am looking for something.
November 2, 2008 at 4:56 AM
Sir, a friend of mine is suffering from evil visions and strange dreams.(For instance, she dreamt an entry on this blog, nearly word for word, before you posted it.)She says they began after discussing matters with you. She fears that you have decided to interfere with her head, for reasons of your own. Sir, I must ask you, please, if you are doing this, then desist. If you are not, I apologise. But sir, it is very poor form to do such things! My friend has done naught to you but talk. If you do not like what she says, you do not have to listen or respond.
November 2, 2008 at 5:27 AM
I didn’t read Dante’s reply (probably a witless stream of imbecilic obscenities, as is the fashion), but thanks nonetheless.
November 3, 2008 at 11:11 AM
I also wish to extend my apologies, sir, for my previous assumption regarding your identity.
November 3, 2008 at 7:58 PM
What is a name?
Why do they exist?
There is nothing.
We are nothing.
You are nothing.
You claim to be different. You smile, down at the black oozing abomination called mankind, and laugh with amusement. Of all things that they have done, of all the savage acts, the blind cries, the pitiful attempts at self discovery, you take on a name.
Whats left are dead gods.
I have followed you, from the beginning. This is nothing short of surprising that you decide to just hint at past identities, where as there is no reason. Rationalality meets the macabre touch of calignosity.
It is nothing.
Nothing is everything.
You give them delight in that you ever so slowly tell them of what lies out in the darkness, and of who and what you are. Truth is nothing more than the rotting corpse of the fragile idea of meaning.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why do you offer them you, yourself? Have you grown affection to them? Or is it….much more….
November 3, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Comte,
What are the questions we are not asking? You tell us glimmers of answers, all the while stating that answers are not the objective. Thus, if questions are the objective, what are the questions we should be asking? What is the objective? I feel as though I am missing something, sir. Whose blood are you letting? Why does it matter that you are this arcane count?
I’ve watched you say that some stories on the site are beautiful. Are they beautiful in their wording or in their content? Do gore and fear fascinate you? Should it fascinate the rest of us as it does you? Aren’t we fascinated enough? We have come to your website, apparently for your amusement, but what of your readers? What are the questions we should be asking, not just of you, but in our lives?
November 4, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Hello, Alice.
I offer no glimmers of any answers of any sort.
November 5, 2008 at 11:07 PM
On a previous post in response to A Questioner you ask if they understood that reality is theirs to shape. I was wondering if you could expound on that. How did you become aware of this?
I’ve heard this a couple a times before but they are always talking about influencing reality so they can attract money or something like that. Like that book “the secret” that Oprah was promoting. So consequently this is what I’m thought when I read your statement.
While I think just about everything about society is changeable, things like physical reality are fixed i.e. my computer probably won’t change into a plate of spaghetti and pigs won’t suddenly sprout wings and fly. My perception of reality might change but I don’t know about reality itself changing. It would be interesting though.
I look forward to your response!
November 6, 2008 at 2:42 AM
Then what is the most ‘curious thing’ you’ve encountered in all your years, assuming you are indeed the Count?
November 6, 2008 at 8:01 PM
I believe that reality exists only as you perceive it. Reality is what you truly believe it to be. If you honestly believe in your heart of hearts that your computer is in fact a plate of spaghetti then it will be a plate of spaghetti, or at least to you. It’s sort of the double-think idea from 1964 if any of you are familiar with that book. If not I suggest you read it. It is chalk full of political commentary and has a great story to boot. Also some of you should start coming up with original pseudonyms.
November 7, 2008 at 2:13 PM
You mean 1984 by George Orwell right? Anyway, I agree with you but it doesn’t change the reality of the thing. If I were to go and try to eat that spaghetti I’d get a mouthful of metal wouldn’t I? But, that’s not what’s important…
November 7, 2008 at 10:02 PM
No quartz it does not change the true reality of it but if you honestly believed is was spaghetti you wouldn’t notice. Also yes I did mean 1984, thanks.
November 10, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Hello.
It appears that many would profit from a clear explanation of concepts under the purview of subjective definition.
Perhaps then I’ll need not repeat myself.
I do so hate redundancy.
Yes, hate.
November 11, 2008 at 7:06 PM
If you don’t mind me asking, is there any particular reason you’re not dead? And I swear if you recommend proper diet and plenty of exercise, I will be upset.
November 13, 2008 at 12:25 AM
Hmmm… You are very amusing, Mr.Welldone
November 17, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Sorry but… What kind of a retard ends a post/revelation in “Hello.”
November 29, 2008 at 4:03 PM
We’ve met before, haven’t we?
December 1, 2008 at 6:54 AM
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLY FAST
AND STRONG
YOUR SKIN IS PALE WHITE
AND ICE COLD
December 14, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Blessed Be PAO.
THEOS. You may communicate these things to no person because you would
render unworthy my divine bounty and you would not have the success for
which you have obtained hope.
You shall then take the figure which was upon your head with the same
hand; then holding it in both hands and prostrating in adoration you
shall pronounce these characters:
In the name of the Eternal my God, true master of my body, my soul, and
my spirit, go, go in peace; retire that you may accompany me always, and
be ever ready to come when I shall call you.
AMEN and AMEN.
December 14, 2008 at 5:50 PM
Hello, judge.
I have not read these words in quite some time.
I recommend great care in your use of them.
December 16, 2008 at 2:45 PM
how much care? like the sphinx and pheonix. the transmutation of matter
Vitriol, NOX, LUX IAO/OAI
the twin texts hold clues within the lines; like the faces in a crowd
the kabala reveal only so much, and the hieroglyphs, half know; half concealed?
judge
February 4, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Proper creepy grammar makes my tummy hurt. I can’t see what you do, but I’m trying.
February 27, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Monsieur Welldone si tel est vraiment votre nom (le benefice du doute!!) comment vivez vous actuellement (dans tout les sens du terme il va sans dire)!
May 5, 2009 at 5:23 AM
Mr welldone, i have a question for you, choose to answer if you will, and please do not profane my ignorance.
i ask of you the rewards on the ‘first levels’ of knowing the darkness, the basics? surely you will know this, and will have surpassed this long ago, so a straight answer would be appreciated, then again, what are the sacrifices required to gain these rewards? and to what extent is it you’re place to award them?
Answer at you’re whim, should you desire to.
September 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Gray?