An End
Hello.
I have spent the past months among humanity, and I am quite disappointed. After a great many queries and searching out suitable aspirants, it seems as though this age is rife with a population whom seem content to treat the unknown as naught but a petty diversion or a thing to be mocked out of ignorance.
Thus, my decision is made.
The lot of you are unworthy of the End.
What passionless, empty fools humans have become. Even those of intellectual brilliance are lacking in passion and while away their time on matters wholly of the material realm, blindly blathering on that which cannot be sensed by human sensory organs and machines wrought by human hands does not exist.
Your culture is tainted with such thoughts.
Thoughts which seek for answers.
There are no answers.
You are peasants.
No.
Peasants believed in the unknown and feared it, and justifiably so.
No.
You are less than peasants.
If any among you espouse such ideals as to actually seek out the intangible unknown and to gain a semblance of understanding for a universe greater than the materialist beliefs which have spread throughout your species, I charge you with seeking out such things in a scholarly fashion.
Research these ideas long-buried and unveil powers and entities beyond mortal ken. Learn of societies who dared look into the Darkness and exulted in their fear to espy worlds filled with that which only dreams may begin to duplicate. Study those humans who dared mix the studies of the natural world with the world unseen and their impossible discoveries.
Stoke the flames of your mind and place your energies into questioning the world in all ways possible.
Or carry on as you are and rot from within.
As for myself, I will return to my repose and await a time when either humanity is a withered husk of what it once was or realizes its potential and uplifts itself to heights I have only begun to taste in my long existence.
Until that time.
Farewell.
September 1, 2009 at 5:51 PM
inrtesitng apporach to oepning the eyes of peolpe. im intersted whre this will laed tehm in an idae of seraching it mgiht be rahter niec to see new idaes and qusteions.
November 19, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Sec…have to dig out my thesaurus…
September 1, 2009 at 10:05 PM
“Seeker. Beware what you seek, for with a mind such as yours you will surely find it.
Are you prepared to cast aside your humanity?”
Mr. Welldone, I wish to thank you. In turning me away, you cut me free of one of my greatest bonds. I was at last able to freely and truly cast myself into the unknown. Though this path has been and will continue to be long and difficult, I have set my will toward it.
Until we meet again, Comte…
September 1, 2009 at 10:08 PM
“What passionless, empty fools humans have become.”
—
“As for myself, I will return to my repose and await a time when either humanity is a withered husk of what it once was…”
It’s as if you’ve never left us Sir!
September 2, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Wow… I’m totally surprised that you “decided” not to bring about the end. What a twisty curve ball you have pitched to us. I seriously did not see that one coming. You and M. Night Shyamalan should collaborate on movies together.
Incidentally, I can’t help but notice that your grammar has faulted for once. How odd….
Is the stress starting to get to you?
September 2, 2009 at 12:40 PM
What an empty threat.
September 2, 2009 at 5:16 PM
You asked for my return, yet now you leave?
I have much to say, in the due course of events. I am sure there is much that you, too might wish to divulge.
I would be pleased to hear it.
September 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM
Im curous but the ieda was sekign uot the uknuown coerect? Waht is teh poitn of antoher goevrnemt ruelr taikng oevr? What nwe do we all leran from taht?
September 4, 2009 at 1:18 PM
I’m really sorry to hear that you are leaving. I should have expected this since you never seemed happy with the people here. Although you seem to have not understood most of what I have said I feel like I have learned a lot from you. I admit though I haven’t been as active as I had been in the past and most of my time nowadays is spent in a very lazy manner. However, your blog has inspired me to put more consideration in the things that I spent most of my adolescence thinking about. Mister Blank and ? were right. I need to gain that curiosity I once had. I’m a little surprised though, Mr. Welldone, about how you don’t seem to get today’s society. The supernatural, the occult, and the like are subjects of ridicule and disdain and at best thought of as unimportant. And if you ask me the reasons are obvious. Anyway, I just want to say that I never lied to you and that I plan on keeping that promise to myself. Although I have become lazy I wouldn’t waste time role playing or something like that. Anyway, Goodbye.
September 4, 2009 at 3:37 PM
U.N. Owen,
Would you like to work together? You seem as serious about this as I am. I think this could be, at least at first, a little less arduous if we do some research together and compare notes. I have an inkling of how we could get started. Please tell me if your interested. I’ll post my email later if you are.
September 5, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Mister Welldrone, you are very pretentious. You claim to be some amazing dark presence despite only influencing the world from a tiny blog in a corner of the internet, and then when you decide you’ve had enough of our challenges, you tell us how pitiful we are before peacing out. It’s so cute.
Later dear.
September 6, 2009 at 2:57 PM
does yuor enitre tiem onilne go to ridciul of ohters? do yuo hvae nohtign bettre to do wiht yuor tiem? I haev raed ovre many of yuor commetn and motsly yuo atc negavite and comemt towadrs othres as if yuor bettre.
September 6, 2009 at 3:28 PM
My my my. I could barely decipher that jumble.
You either have dyslexia, or a pitiful lack of intelligence…
September 7, 2009 at 1:57 AM
Nullus caelum-ne est? Sui, ecce. Sui, vocare. In hoc occultus veritas, sei vinces.
September 7, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Why do you speak of the heavens?
September 7, 2009 at 1:15 PM
we cna not all use yuor commucination froms expceially whne we dnot haev from or odrer
September 8, 2009 at 10:42 AM
I get so tired of the whole “I mash my keys and misspell things or screw up my punctuation because I’m so inhuman, but I still comprehend enough language to purposefully butcher every single word” gimmick. Just because you jumble the letters does not mean you lack form and order; it just means that you’re trying too hard. If you truly lack form and order, why is it that you seem to leave our sentence structure intact (which is a higher function of ‘form and order’ than spelling is)? Next time, maybe do some more research into your plays, yeah?
September 8, 2009 at 12:32 PM
im veyr hmuan jsut vrey difefrt in thohugt
September 9, 2009 at 1:22 AM
Aspire, I adore you. <3
September 10, 2009 at 6:20 AM
Abandoning us so soon, ‘Compte’?
And I thought you were a genuine emissary from beyone the Veil, sent to redeem our ignorant species from its self-imposed slavery.
Pathetic. Did you not realise the work would take many years, centuries, aeons? If you had spent so many lifetimes preparing for the moment of absolution, why do you give up so close to the deadline?
Have I failed you? No. You have failed me.
I will take up the burden you would have us believe you bore, imposter. And I will carry it my own way.
Yours in odium,
Atropos.
September 16, 2009 at 4:13 AM
Oh, Mr. Welldone. Tsk, tsk, tsk. The rest of us were so hopeful, so…expectant. You showed such potential. Oh well. I suppose, for lack of a better phrase in this low language, that you will soon become much like your name…well done. The Fourteenth and the Eighty-Eighth especially will take pleasure in this. I hope you run from us, Mr. Welldone…it will be so much more visceral, that way. Ta ta.
September 17, 2009 at 10:50 AM
/|\ See? This is EXACTLY what I’m talking about!
I can see why Weldon wants out. This persona he has crafted has a tendency to inspire some truly horrible roleplaying. Hold on guys, let me get my robe and wizard hat… but you need to bring your own multi-sided die.
Also,
Always a pleasure, Nukey.
September 22, 2009 at 2:32 PM
I wish to learn more about this Wizard’s Hat.
September 23, 2009 at 12:07 PM
No you don’t, Mr. Sleep.
It involves wizard-rape with level 10000 lightning. B |
September 17, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Are you reading this, Mr. Welldone? I’d like to share a revelation I’ve had, during my time here. It came when I tried to classify the humans as a species and I realized they’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet naturally develops a stable equilibrium with its environment, but these humans do not. Instead, they spread, and they multiply, until every natural resource is consumed and their only option is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows this same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Humanity is a disease, a cancer that plagues this planet. And we are the cure.
September 17, 2009 at 7:19 PM
ok mr. smith
September 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM
TLB, you have got to be kidding me. Don’t tarnish my field of science with your little misanthropic ramblings. You are probably still a teenager, probably wear too much black, probably listen to crappy wannabe metal, and probably think you’re sooo goddamn clever and ironic with your little supernatural persona.
Humans are mammals and viruses are classified by more than just an organism that consumes resources and spreads. I hate you. Go study real biology and get off my internets.
September 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM
How ironic.
September 22, 2009 at 1:33 PM
I don’t think you know what irony is.
September 20, 2009 at 12:31 PM
The Matrix much? What on earth? On Welldone’s blog?
It’s only to be expected on the internet, I suppose.
I need another curious blog now.
September 27, 2009 at 6:24 PM
You have a problem with authority, Nukey. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This website is one of the top blogs in the world because every single contributor understands that they are part of a whole. Thus, if a user has a problem, the blog has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Nukey. Either you choose to stop being accidentally hilarious from this day forth, or you choose to find yourself another blog. Do I make myself clear?
September 27, 2009 at 7:37 PM
TLb. i disagree first off were are not cells of the whole nor a collective mind, second are you the one to ban him? i think not.
September 27, 2009 at 10:56 PM
TLB, you’re just upset because I disagree with you. You didn’t even actually respond to my argument, you just attacked me personally. Which, by the way, if anything is accidentally hilarious, it’s you. Also, I’m never hilarious by accident, my sense of hilarity is entirely intentional, thank you very much. I do not take myself seriously, I just want you to know that. In fact, it’s pretty hilarious to me that you seem to take yourself to completely uncharted degrees of srsbzns.
And as nc pointed out, this is not even your blog.
September 28, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Nukey, my friend, I hate to resort to internet colloquialisms, but I think you’ve just been successfully “trolled”…
Either that or TLB is serious… However, if that is the case, it makes for a bit of an absurd situation… especially because this person did, indeed, commence their argument with a direct quote from The Matrix (what… did you think no one had seen that movie? It’s number 79 on the list of the most top grossing films of all freaking time…)
He then mentioned that this blog is one of the top blogs in the world… which is painfully far from true…
Quite frankly, I’m not sure what to make of this person, because I don’t think you can pull off such a dull persona accidentally… I’m almost certain that you have to put time and effort into it… I’m going to have to go with troll… for now.
September 29, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Aspire, it is possible he’s a troll but I really don’t think he is. I troll a lot; I generally know what to look for.
However, either way, it’s pretty damn entertaining, I must say. Yes, we get it, The Matrix was a good movie. However, humanity isn’t a virus. Viruses are not even sentient beings. Gawed. What do they teach you kids?
October 3, 2009 at 5:27 PM
That it’s all for the lulz.
October 12, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Peace out, Welldone.
October 13, 2009 at 4:38 AM
Hello Mr. welldone and everyone else here. First of all i shall make clear that i am not a troll and i just wish to leave you a question.
Why is is that you keep asking for answers when Mr. Welldone has clearly specified that he will not give them?. In case you haven’t realized yet what Mr. Welldone desires is for you to ask for questions that will fuel your desire to go into the darkness and find YOUR OWN ANSWERS. He has already said this before, just in another words, that “That would ruin your ephiphanies”.
Now i would like to request something for you Mr. Welldone.
I find myself fascinated by the secrets of the darkness and at the same time i fear and respect it. i ask from you to give me questions. Questions that will make my mind spin and my heart beat and will make me run blindly into the darkness, feeleng and hearing and smelling my way trough, so that i may at last find my so deared answers by myself.
If you wish to contact me just request for my e-mail and i shall gladly give it to you.
October 18, 2009 at 4:21 AM
What’s this?
Do my grace-given eyes deceive me?
A rudimentary imp, not even considered to be high up in the convoluted hierarchies of hell-bandying his exploits for all the world to see?
You fascinate me.
Deeply.
Tell me, solicitor of darkness, whom do you serve? Sammael? Alastair? Azazel?
Answer truthfully now, or I’ll have my fellow archangels disintegrate your spirit come the light of morning.
October 18, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Why do these demands and demonstrations of strength only come after your host has departed? What are they intended to achieve?
What will you do if your demanded antiphon never arrives?
October 20, 2009 at 10:08 AM
i find this less intresting and more entertaining after he left, although the ideas have changed considerably.
October 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
I can’t help but to expect a dramatic revival on All Hallows’ Eve.
October 27, 2009 at 12:36 PM
wuoldnt cuont no it
November 1, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Hello.
I’m Maria.
Your pretension is amusing. Who are you to decide when the End is upon us? Who are you to say humanity is passionless, and then go back into hibernation?
Just as you cannot initiate the End, you cannot stop it. So go back. Sleep. Sulk. Do whatever it is that you do, Mr. Welldone.
I think I can take over from here.
November 2, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Oh, good. Things were starting to become alarmingly lackluster.
November 3, 2009 at 9:17 AM
please take over show us what ideas you have to bring to the table questions you make us think or possibly force onto us, if not be silent.
November 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM
*sigh*
They roll their 20-sided dice even while he’s away.
November 5, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Give some of them a chance.
Although, Maria, you might want to drop the ‘Hello’ thing.
November 5, 2009 at 7:27 PM
I suppose you’re right… maybe we’ll get another Weldon to have fun with. He always was nothing, if not amusing.
November 5, 2009 at 10:57 PM
I doubt we’ll happen upon another with quite as much polish and art as Weldone, sadly.
It’s all become polluted with horrible writing and the such.
I don’t think it’ll last too much longer without someone like him.
November 6, 2009 at 7:48 PM
I suppose I’ll do that, Name. The “hello” at the beginning of an entry is Welldone’s signature.
I don’t know if I’ll go beyond that other post, though. We’ll see.
November 7, 2009 at 11:06 PM
This is no game for children.
Just trust me when I say don’t trust Welldone’s writings. There’s no deeper insight or whatever in any of it.
There are no secrets that will make anyone smarter or better in his “Darkness.” There are only things that give you nightmares and make you afraid to go to sleep at night.
Just don’t mess with it. It’s not cool, it’s not neat, it’s just Evil. Capital “E”.
November 11, 2009 at 10:52 AM
From a careful blending of sound, four distinct melodies appear.
This is no coincidence.
November 11, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Do tell, sir.
November 24, 2009 at 4:00 PM
It always happens.
November 11, 2009 at 8:15 PM
You’re a tad late, Godwin- the purveyor has picked up and left, along with most he might’ve convinced.
Although I’d love to see how Welldone would’ve respond to that.
And, we’d love an elaboration, Mr. Sleep!
November 11, 2009 at 9:38 PM
It ain’t late if people are still here.
November 15, 2009 at 12:56 PM
You know what Name means, Godwin. The amount of people flipping through this blog and reading the comments are nothing compared to the number of regulars back then. From what I can gather from the dates and names, anyway.
I’m rather dissapointed that I arrived too late, though.
December 6, 2009 at 7:55 PM
We’d all need it- and I have a feeling this man can wait for a long, long time.
In my head, he represents things that we’ve tried to wave away with bland realities and blazing streetlamps at night, here in the 21rst century.
I have something important to say.
In this empty space in which Welldone used to occupy, there is a opportunity for anyone to fill it. I am surprised, actually, that no one has yet, considering the eager fellows that made theirselves known in Welldone’s blog entry concerning a successor.
Boar, this is how he has beaten your conundrum that you pointed out. He will not actively choose one himself- whoever steps up, whoever can capture the attention and respect of the masses is worthy.
Also, simply telling said successor the secrets of the dark simply because- well- he/she was the successor would’ve been determinedly out of character for him, as I think that’s why many actually wanted the position. He was always going on about how the answers are unimportant when compared to the questions. People must pursue the dark ‘in a scholarly manner.’ And, after all, Welldone could hardly be expected to educate someone who couldn’t unravel the secrets on their own.
The the meanwhile, the spot still stands for anyone. Anyone at all.
December 7, 2009 at 10:33 PM
kudos my friend.
December 8, 2009 at 5:49 PM
At this distance, the interference is great. It becomes harder to find a clear channel.
December 8, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Should’ve said that earlier, Mediumrare.
I laughed when I read your username, by the way. Well done.